Monday, February 27, 2012

A Thoughtful Questionnaire (or Not)

Our friend, Princess Kelley, posted what she titled A Thoughtful Questionnaire. I decided to try my hand at answering the questions, but as you'll see, my approach ended up being a bit different.

Favorite virtueEagerness
Favorite quality in a manSpontaneous generosity
Favorite quality in a womanUncattiness
Favorite occupationPattycake decorator
Chief characteristicIntellectual stumbling
Idea of happinessSadie Hawkins Night at the ape house
Idea of miseryExplaining spanking toys to the TSA
Favorite color and flowerClear and Cactus
If not yourself, who would you be?A valet girl
Where you would like to liveIn an existential castle
Favorite prose authorsEveryone associated with MAD Magazine
Favorite poetTheodor Geisel
Favorite painterAnyone willing to repaint my kitchen
Favorite heroes in real lifeThe guys who change the lights on the big radio tower
Favorite heroines in real lifeMy blogging friends
Favorite heroes in fictionAquaman because he has telepathy with whales
Favorite heroines in fictionBatgirl because she's totally one of us
Favorite food and drinkChocolate and more chocolate
Favorite namesMyron, Bertha, Elmer, Svetlana, Humbert, Sybil
Pet aversionLittle yappy mongrels that bite you on the ankle
Least favorite characters in historyThe students who insist on sitting in the very front row so they can suck up to the teacher
Present state of mindGoofy
Fault for which you have the most tolerationPigging out
Favorite mottoThe buck stops here, but not for very long


Erica said...

Ah, Bonnie, I love you. :-)

So how many people know who Theodor Geisel is?

Lea said...

I was always humored by the motto "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

Good answers!

Spanky said...

Very funny! I was a big fan of MAD magazine growing up. I especially liked "The lighter side of ..." feature they had. I'm not sure I want to be considered one of you "heroines" though ha ha.

Ana said...


Sorry to hear that I am one of your least favorite characters in history. :D

But I agree with your favorite food and drink!

abby said...

Love the way your brain works! I agree with quite a few of these! abby

Poppy said...

This is a fascinating list- I also am with you on the food and drink.

dancingbarez said...

Loved this Bonnie, very clever.

sixofthebest said...

You're my type of woman Bonnie, because I love your sense of humor, in answering some of those questions. 'Spanks, and Thanks'.

Fred Bloggs said...

A long time ago I used to climb radio masts.
Mostly to fit new aerials or make repairs.
Sometimes I changed the light bulbs!
Emley Moor is the tallest freestanding mast in the UK at 1084 feet, and I have climbed to the top and changed the light bulbs. Amazing view from up there.

My heroes are the paramedics who get called out after an accident.

kiwigirliegirl said...

LOl loved this :D

ronnie said...

Very good Bonnie, thanks.


Daisychain said...

Haha, very good, Bonnie! xxxxxxx

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