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This week's question was contributed by our good friend, Season.
What is the funniest or most interesting excuse you or your partner have used to "justify" a spanking?
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That's a tough one. We don't really need to justify our fun spanking time, since we do it everyday. In fact, we need justification to not do it!
Maybe the funniest reason for giving a discipline spanking is Kallisto talking back to the tv, which drives me nuts.
Okay.. so.. this is a little embarrassing.. but it seriously had me going.
Scott and I were laying in bed and I had to pick my nose. It was seriously bothering me. There were no tissues, so I simply wiped the treasure on the underside of my night stand. Afterall, it was MY night stand.. and the night stand was old and gross and ready to go anyhow.
Anyway. Scott asked me if I had really wiped my booger on the nightstand, and I told him yes like it was no big deal. I mean, it WAS no big deal. My booger. My nightstand.
Oh no. He was SO disgusted and enraged (I don't mean enraged like seriously fuming mad. But he was a little mad) he spanked me right then and there. He started going on and about having a sanitary environment for the baby and this and that and the other. I thought it was hilarious.. because one measly booger wiped on the underside of a night stand.. is not something I think is disgustingly unsanitary.
I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. But I thought it was funny. I never expected him to be so upset about it.
I was laughing at him the whole time he was spanking me, because I thought it was ridiculous.
We come up with quite a few silly reasons to spank. Even a playful spanking works better if there is a reason for it. Once bet on the pizza delivery guy. If he was early or on-time, Suzy got a good-girl spanking... but if he was late, it was a much harder spanking (though still a playful one).
Well, the guy was late... and Suzy gave him a pretty hard time. Didn't tell the guy WHY, he just thought she was a bit anal about the whole "30 minutes or less." lol, he even gave her a discount (which was added to his tip). It made for a fun and silly spanking.
"30 minutes or less... or we take the spanking for you" ... the profit potential is staggering!
:)
Todd & Suzy
OMG, I nearly threw up... nose contents are strictly NOT for any destination but tissues...
I cannot BELIEVE any adult would DO that... that is SO gross, I cant even remember the question... was it so impossible to, uhhhh, GET OUT OF BED AND GO TO THE BATHROOM TO DEAL WITH THE NOSE??
Never needed an excuse. When I'm with a girl who shares my...um...sexual eccentricities, shall we say...we just do it.
Sadly, I've never been in a long enough relationship to do much more experimenting than that. I'm on the young side, in case you can't tell.
I know for that I've used "Because I want to" as an excuse--which seems perfectly legitimate to me, truth to tell....
Of course, there was one time when I started to pull a lady I was in love with over my knee.
She said, "But I haven't done anything!"
I replied, "Yeah, but you're probably going to."
Dr. Ken
Bonnie, I think the silliest thing Mel was spanked for was for losing at snap, which is a small child's card game.
We often did silly things like that just to start playing.
Any excuse will do to start playing, or indeed none.
Warm hugs,
Paul.
"I think you need a spanking"
"Why?"
"You just do."
"Mad passionate sex after?"
"Of course!"
"OK."
i wasn't too sure how to answer today's brunch question - which seems to be happening to me more and more lately:(
Sir does not require a "reason" to spank.. it happens cause He wants to..
BUT i can give you an example of a spanking that never seemed to stop.. and the amusing reason........
Sir and i were at a public play party.. we had waited for quite some time to finally have our "time" with a piece of the large equipment.. a spanking bench.. and trust me when i say .. i HATE spanking benches...
So i am being as good as gold..hoping praying that it will soon be over.. this spanking bench - ass in the air - exposed in public spanking.
i figured i was pretty much maintaining my composure... when Sir leaned down and asked "who loves you? " which is always His test of how far gone i am .... (the tone of my voice .. the way i answer. .if indeed i answer at all)
i answered as per the script.. "My Sir loves me"
For some reason Sir leaned in again and asked.. "how do you know?"
My head shot up and i looked at Him like He might somehow have grown two heads...... how do i know????
All the while the paddle is beating my ass....
how do i know???!!!
i couldn't think fast enough.. i was getting a wee bit stressed..
so i asked "may i have a hint please Sir??"
Sir replied "with pleasure" so i wait for an answer.. .
Sir continues to hit with the paddle.. rather sharp hard well placed hits (i might add)..
"how do you know ??" was asked again.. and again i hadn't a clue what He wanted me to say...
i pleaded again "may i have a hint please Sir??"
Nothing .,., not a word was spoken.. but the paddle continued to rain down blows on my ass.. faster and harder....
i felt it bubbling up in side.... and as i opened my mouth to ask again for a hint.... i started to giggle.. and giggle some more... and then down right belly laugh....
Sir was grinning and paddling.. the dungeon monitors came over to see if i was ok.. and Sir went through the dialogue for them.. and they started grinning.. and all the while the paddle is paddling.. and Sir is saying "how how how???"
by this point i am howling with laughter.. .tears rolling down my cheeks with laughter.. and i ask one more time.... "HINT???" please Sir..,
the dungeon monitor took pity on me.. (and the other participants) and whispered in my ear "because he beats your ass"
That scene was probably one of the longest i have had with Sir (in public anyway) and all because i couldn't take a hint !!
morningstar(owned by Warren)
Bent tightly over his knee, I asked," Just what am I being spanked for ?'
The reply," Nothing.That super sexy bottom in those tight jeans is just too tempting not to spank".
That was a nice compliment but the spanking stung like hell.
Hi Bonnie,
My husband is very particular about our cars. Ron watches me as I back out of the driveway each morning and if I haven't done it to his satisfaction, I can expect a phone call shortly after I arrive at the office. He describes exactly what I did wrong. Because there's no privacy at work, all I dare to say is "I guess I'm in trouble."
Also vehicle-related is his inspection of the car when I return, especially if I have driven any distance. Besides the usual check for nicks, dents or scratches, he looks for signs that birds have been using the car for target practice. If he thinks I have intentionally parked under the flight path of Canada geese, he isn't pleased. "You'll have to spank me," I say sweetly, and he laughs.
For at least six months of the year I can always say, as we cuddle, that I'm cold and need him to warm me up. Ron makes sure a certain part of my body gets very hot in no time, and that the rest of me gets toasty warm too.
Hugs,
Hermione
mrs smith, I am sorry for my kneejerk reaction, it was rude of me, I should have kept my thoughts to myself.forgive me, please.xx
Well, we don't really need an excuse for a spanking. We both enjoy it, so we do it. I do like a bit of talk during a spanking, though. The best spanking talk was about all the kinky things I like that make me a 'naughty girl'. Of course, Hubby had me tied down and was doing all those naughty things to me in between spanks.
Hello! Sorry I missed LOL Day, plus about six months of blogging and blog-reading... but I guess I love spanking very much, because when it leaves me be, I just keep coming back!
When Mr. W. and I first moved in together, we went out and bought a few new spanking toys right away. Our living situation being new, however, it was hard to know just how to work spanking into our daily lives. But, being me, I found a way in no time.
The first time I tried to do laundry in our new house, I couldn't figure out how to turn the washer on.
It was my first time using a washer that didn't require quarters! I'd never had one in my home before. So I had to call him over to show me how to get it started. He showed me, and then he showed me what happens when I ignore the directions printed in bold right in front of me. Clean clothes and a red bottom in one fell swoop!
I guess we don't really have to have a reason and it is really playful and there are no big lectures during. But it builds the anticipation if he can think of something to tell me I'll get a spanking for. I guess our reasons are more spurious that funny or interesting. This week I dropped the conditioner off the bath as I was reaching for it. Because he is lovely he picked it up for me rather than me getting out of the bath to retrieve it but was told I'd get a spanking for it on Friday - and I did!
Occasionally I get to spank him so bad typos earn him the promise of a spanking. Like using "your" when it should be "you're".
Claire
p.s. I'm a bit of a lurker although think I have commented once before!
Well, this being a new part of the relationship, I tend to get spanked for being "dirty," or something like that. I do recall one time I was spanked for getting him naked (which apparently was not allowed), and another for NOT getting him naked. Of course, when I mentioned the rule change, I got more spanks......
Well, aside from "'Cause I wanna" I've been spanked for a few silly-esk reasons.
My favourite was the ice cube tray. You see, Sir finally bought ice cube trays after MONTHS of buying ice, which we both agreed was silly. Unfortunately because they were a new addition to the house I'd often take the ice out and leave the trays on the counter.
Now because of the type of plastic these trays are made of the fruit flys really like them. The house is infested, and we don't know why. WE NEVER LEAVE FOOD OUT. But, if we do, they're there. I guess they think the ice cube trays are food...
So, as I lay on bed with my bum in the air, reading my book I feel a tap on my rump from the crop... and not the fun crop. "Hello Sir" I say, innocently turning over. Hey tells me to turn back over and makes me put my bum in the air. Then tells me why I'm going to get spanked.
"Not only did you not refill the icecube trays after using them, they attracted fruit flies. Eight fruit flies, so when I spank you you will count flies. You will say 'one fruit fly, thank you Sir may I have another.'"
And I did. I didn't giggle, but I kinda wanted to. After an interruption by the phone he asked me where we were I said "I believe the fifth fruit fly Sir." He too tried to not grin too much, and kept on with my punishment.
Damned fruit flies.
Well confession - I am a bit of a hairy bear.
I think 90 % of the women I have ever played with have at some point turned the hairbrush over and used the bristle side to brush the hair on my back.
Once, one suggested after doing this that I should get spanked for hairs left in the brush. Thinking that I never shed much body hair I suggested 10 swats for every hair on the sweet spot (thinking she would find 1 or maybe 2 hairs. She found 8 dark curlies, 80 b*&%£*y hard swats with the wood side of the brush alternating on either side of my sweet spot.
Oh! she did laugh, both at my attitude and the extreme alternative lap dance that I was performing.
You live and learn, well you live anyway :-)
Prefectdt
Usually I get spankings from my husband because I'm teasing him in some way and he's had enough, so he playfully grabs me for some spanks. It seems each man I've had a spanking relationship with, those are the ways I earn silly spankings. I'm an insufferable tease.
Both M and my husband have very sensitive nipples. I am always teasing about touching them. Gets me some spanks most days I do that actually. Though they are light usually. Its only the sexy ones that are stingy and painful.
At the last Texas Allstate, I met Todd and Suzy for the first time. We talked about a lot of things, including my implements and theirs. At one point, when we were both outside by the pool, Suzy asked me over to show me the ASS paddle that they received from PaddleMaster. She handed it to me and I gave it a few test swats on my hand, testing the feel.
It was at that moment that another person at the table pointed out that Suzy had called a known Top over to her table, then put a paddle in his hand. Her insinuation, of course, was that it may be a subtle hint.
It was all the encouragement that I needed.
The silliest excuse I've ever been spanked for by Shutter, is for caffeine abuse (spilling coke/coffee) which is Shutter's choice of drink. Although, now that our carpets were replaced (long story) it's become quite a good thing that we're careful with not only our caffeinated beverages but all drinks.
I was laughing at Mrs. Smith's reason. Hey, we're all human and in the privacy of our own homes and rooms...
Anyway, it kind of reminded me that Rad HATES when I burp. I have four brothers (who do much more disgusting things) so I've never really been all that genteel among family and close friends. He actually hasn't spanked me for this in a while (I'm TRYING to do better), but he has on several occasions ordered me to go get the wooden spoon...
I am not sure if this is silly or not, but Deborah and I like to play a game where we each have to answer each other's questions. If we get one wrong, we have to pick a number. The number has a punishment it represents. It is a very fun game.
We also play guess the number. It is organized like this 1-2, 3-4, and 5-6. If I say 1 and her number was 2, I still get it right. When an incorrect answer is given, the "unfortunate" answer giver has to choose a random number representing a punishment. It is a fun way to earn a bottom blistering! Fortunately, it doesn't have to be administered all at once. Deborah and I tend to spread it out, especially since we usually get up to 300 and 400 swats each. Not to mention hours of corner time!
This was a very fun topic! Thank you!!!
On my, the word verification is "stanked" which is one letter off from being "spanked". How cool is that!
Marcus
Oh my*
Punishment spankings don't work for us, even as play scenarios, because I enjoy it too much. So, we've instituted "good girl spankings" for when I've done something horrid like clean the house too much!
There's usually mild castigation, "I don't want you vacuuming like that ever again!" that leaves us giggling amongst the swats.
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