Keyword Chaos Retread

I'm always amazed by the bizarre array of search engine phrases that bring readers to this blog. Here are some examples from the past week...

• granny spanking - Don't knock it if you haven't tried it!


• Bonnie smarts - As a matter of fact, I am a little tender back where I sit


• anal sex roleplay advice - Use lots of lube, start slowly, and practice good hygiene


• best position for a spanking - Off to one side and watching


• fun things to do with your girlfriend - Bring her flowers, take her out for a nice dinner, and then let nature take its course


• is spanking wrong? - Not if it's between consenting adults


• my wife wants me to spank her - So why are you still on the computer?


• panty line fetish - Before I started this blog, I had no clue how popular panty lines could be


• rubber band butt sting - Guaranteed to provide an annoying spanking


• second life spanking - You guys need to come up for air once in a while


• spanking ring - Is that the sound of a booty call?


• spanking survivor - This season, they're not voting people off of the island


• drop your pants, young lady - This is a truly magical phrase


• face down inappropriate anus - Huh?


• Katie Spades mug shot - You won't read about that story here


• medieval spanking - Now let's not get medieval on anyone's backside


• reasons to spank - How many spankees are there?


• secret spanking - That's assified information


• songs about the buttocks - See Sir Mix-a-Lot


• a wedgie so har let see girl ass - Whatever, dude


• alternative lyrics for happy birthday - Hmmm, it's about time for another song parody


• anal sex with large bottom women - That tale's been spread far and wide


• any kind of sexy quiz - Obviously this reader is not particular


• are you going to be my pantie boy - Nope


• Bada Bing thongs - Ask Silvio


• bare bottom spanking in Valdosta, Ga - Try a personal ad


• beautiful and curvy bubble-butt women - That's almost a compliment


• bend over beginner stockroom - Someday we'll be allowed to spank in the expert stockroom


• bottom personality - Mine must be easily embarrassed because it blushes often


• excessive butt plug - No, thank you


• fanny fries - The perfect side for your Spanko Burger


• fun not hurtful spanking - "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that sting"


• girls being wedgied - Am I to understand that "wedgie" is now a verb?


• god master foot beg slave lick - Um, yeah


• he let wife shave pantyhose - Shaving pantyhose is a terrible idea


• hot girdles - Yes, but not in a good way


• how to stop pain from a spanking - Don't get spanked


• hubby wearing my bra - Hey, get your own!


• I slid my rubber gloved hand in her - So do you enjoy your new security job at the airport?


• is fifty to old to spank? - I sure hope not!


• men taught to wear panties - Oh, come now - It doesn't exactly require an advanced degree


• naughty girl panty rear encouragement - Randy gave me some "encouragement" last night


• not exciting enough for my husband - Tell Mr. Thrillseeker that he's not exactly Brad Pitt himself


• shapely fountain pens - OK, I try not to judge people's kinks, but this one is mighty strange


• soccer mom and coach sexual escapades - Mommy, why is that minivan bouncing up and down?


• spank left cheek or right - Both!


• spank me I'm a bad girl bit torrent - This will teach you to download music!


• spanking roast done - The roast isn't done until the chef says it's done


• Tudor spanking story - The Taming of the Shrew


• very short cheerleader skirt - Tom Thumb's sister had tremendous school spirit


• virtual spanking machine - Excuse me, but where's the fun in that?


• went to the woods to go bare people saw me and got spanked when I got home - Your mistake was allowing those bare people to see you


• what's in your panty drawer? - Uh, panties...


• where did red hot spankings go? - They were just here a moment ago


• wife costume roleplay sex - Dress as a wife? Now there's an original concept