Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Spanking Network: New Fall Lineup

SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
8:00PMFreakiest LinkWhat Not to BareThe Ouch ChroniclesThe Sound of SpankingRomance of LeatherAmerica's Funniest SpankingsHairbrushes on Holiday
9:00PMThe Music BehindMonday Night PaddlingYou Bet Your BottomS.W.A.T.Only Hurts When I SitForever RedLust
10:00PMSpank City PlayersThrough the Belt LoopsNewlywelt GameFlog: The Booty HunterSpanko World TonightTruth or BareCandid Spanko
11:00PMClassic Spanko MovieSwatzillaRevenge of the StingCount WhackulaCitizen CaneForrest RumpCastle of Dr Spankenstein

16 comments :

Anonymous said...

Oh, I can't stand it -- Forrest Rump!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess I Dream of Heinie was cancelled? -- Erica

Paul said...

Bonnie what channel, HBO. Do you think that it would cross the Atlantic.
Very funny, shame it's only four hours.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Lil-Lolita said...

That was too funny!

LynLass said...

Oh, I suspect that I Dream of Heinie is on re-runs during the day alongside the soap operas One Butt to Beat and As the Stomach Churns

Paige Tyler said...

Love it, Bonnie!

*hugs*
Paige (Tigger)

Anonymous said...

Love it! Especially America's Funniest Spankings. I wonder what the big prize is on that show.
Hugs and Hairbrushes,
Hermione

mthc said...

I just love the way your mind thinks!

Tim said...

My TIVO is overheating. Among other things.

Amber Pixie Wells said...

Now that is a lineup that is worthy of the phrase "Must See TV"

Anonymous said...

Oh how I wish I could be a star on this channel!!

Reesa Roberts said...

Hilarious, Bonnie! You're so witty!

Bonnie said...

Erica - That one's on in the afternoon, right after Beswitched.

Paul - Cross the Atlantic? Heading west perhaps. The British practically invented the genre. I'd think there would have to be be lots of shows from the BBC (Bare Bottom Caning).

The four hours I described was merely the prime time lineup. The rest of the day is filled with talk shows, soap operas, sitcom reruns, and spanko documentaries.

Lolita - Thanks!

Lyn - Right you are. Don't forget Flays of Our Lives.

Paige - Thank you.

Hermione - I love the concept of spanking bloopers because we've all experienced those positively ridiculous moments. Perhaps the first place prize should be a new video recording rig so the couple can make more videos...

MTHC - Thanks. That's what Randy tells me as we embark on another spanko adventure.

Tim - Just pull it all down and sort it out later.

Amber - I definitely think so. We could have you host one of the talk shows. It would be great!

Anon - A lot of spanko talent will be required to get an enterprise like this off the ground. Have your agent call us on Monday.

Reesa - Thanks. It's all in the name of fun!

Dave said...

Also, "Live Free and Spank Hard" is on HBO....along with the classic "Honey, I Shrunk the Hairbrush" will be on American Movie Classics.

Emmy_Doll said...

Orrrrr... the classic Spankless in Seattle.

Crystal said...

So somebody want to tell me what channel(s) those come on? Bonnie you are a genus...if only those were real shows! :( You'd make a fortune!

sixofthebest said...

Dear Bonnie, you made my day. Thank you, Thank you. Thank you. I love your sense of humor. Let me add these to your list of programs. A musical "Spanking Idol". Vintage, "Spanks for the Memories", Cooking, "Spanking Roast Rump". Sports, "Running the Gauntlet".

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