Hi. This is Randy. Ever since I helped out during that whole baby business, Bon's been pestering me to write something else for the blog. The fact that I don't want to write something for the blog seems to be irrelevant.
She said, "Pick something easy. You could just do a top ten list for example." So I did a top ten list. This may be the last time she ever asks me to write anything!
Ten Things You May Not Know about Bonnie
- Bonnie is very intelligent. In fact, she is one of the smartest people I know.
- She has a wicked sense of humor. To her, a broken spanking implement is just about the funniest thing there could ever be.
- Bon has the best butt on the planet. I ought to know. She grumbles about cellulite this or stretch marks that, but all I see is beautiful round smooth soft skin.
- She is not all that submissive. In *her* mind, she'd like to be my sweet little subbie. In reality, however, she's hard-headed and knows she's right.
- Bonnie has a degree in journalism. I think it shows in her writing.
- Bon also has an amazing memory. She remembers stuff I did better than I do.
- She complains about her small tits, but they're really perky and nice.
- She doesn't hate anal sex nearly as much as she would have you believe.
- Bonnie is a fantastic lover. She's multiply orgasmic too!
- Bon absolutely, positively loves to be spanked. No kidding. I can whack her ass until it's three shades of red. She yelps and whines and begs, but when I give her the old finger test, she is completely drenched. Spankings are a huge turn-on for her.
Keywords: spanking, Bonnie, My Bottom Smarts
3 comments :
Aw, come on Randy. That's all stuff that is obvious from Bonnie's writing style. Tell us stuff we really don't know! ;-)
To know her is to love her. You're a lucky guy to know her on so deep a level.
Jean Marie
Randy - I am too submissive! Don't even try to tell me I'm not... (tee hee)
Jade - You see what happens when I encourage him?
Jean Marie - Thanks, from both of us.
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