After a couple has been married for a while, they develop their own unique vernacular. They use words in the same, unconventional ways and they share the same inside jokes. Well, Randy and I have been together for a very long time.
We were talking the other day about terms used to describe the condition of a recipient's bottom immediately following a good spanking. We assembled this list of our favorites.
- Paddle burns
- Sizzling sitter
- The bottom lines
- Loving kisses
- Saddle sores
- Rump roast
- Crimson reminders
- Parking restrictions
- Derriere despair
- Spanks for the memories
- Belt welts
- The scarlet setter
- Therapy marks
- Strap rash
- Red hots
- That special glow
- Butt blush
- Board resolutions
- The fire down below
- The glorious ouch
Keywords: spanking, spanking marks, spanking welts, red bottom
5 comments :
Love them, Bonnie, especially "red hots" and "that special glow."
For us, we like to call the little red marks that sometimes come from a paddling, "speckles." *grin*
*hugs*
Tigger
Fab post! We don't have any...but now we will!
Huggggggs of the Minxy kind!
x x x x
oh bonnie....i love the shakespeare rewrite! perfect!
hugs,
rose
Tigger - Thanks. I believe I acquired some speckles myself last week.
Minx - Thanks, and hugs to you too!
Tickle - Ah, welcome Tickle! You were one of those regulars I hadn't met, until now. Thank you so much for your support and your delurk. You are always welcome here.
I like those suggestions. They remind me of another one I forgot - "Fire on the back porch."
Rose - Thanks. The Bard is endlessly corruptable.
I love Parking Restrictions. :D
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