Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Spanko Fun the Whole Year Round


Last night, we were sitting on the couch, watching the Olympics and enjoying the final hours of Valentine’s Day. Without any warning, Randy patted his lap and nodded in a manner I know to mean that he wanted me to lie across his thighs. Before long, he was spanking me with his hand. His approach was more lighthearted than serious and my jeans offered considerably more protection than usual.

He told me that he intended to spank me until my bottom was pink in honor of Valentine's Day. "So," I boldly inquired, "Does that mean you will spank me orange for Halloween?" He laughed, but continued to intermittently swat my upturned rear. "How about a spanking with a spaghetti noodle in honor of Columbus Day?"

Getting into the act, he said "Yeah, and I could set your butt on fire for Independence Day!" "How about a turkey leg as a Thanksgiving implement?"

"Ewwwww!"

"OK, maybe not that, but I could always use a switch on Arbor Day..."

I told him that I didn't think it helped trees to tear off their branches in order to beat someone's behind.

"All right then." He was still absent-mindedly whacking away. "Monday is Presidents’ Day. I'll have to spank you stupid."

"I'm already getting dumb, I mean numb. Are you done?"

"I dunno... I can't really see what I'm doing with these damn jeans in the way."

If you can picture what happened next, well, that's what happened next. I have no idea how the Olympics turned out.

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8 comments :

Marcus said...

All that matters is that you got a gold medal spanking in... the end.

padme said...

Cute blog post bonnie! :)

Storm Rider said...

LMAO!!! YOu have such a cute way of writing things Sweety!LOL

Anonymous said...

Too cute!!!

*hugs*
Tigger

ann regel said...

Spankos can always find a reason to spank. Maybe there should be a contest to come up with 365 reasons to spank. We could make it into a calendar. Are you game?

SNN

Anonymous said...

Have to say that I love that idea, SNN!!!

*hugs*
Tigger

Bonnie said...

Marcus - Quite so. Now I realize why the place they send the winner is called the stand!

Padme - Thank you. It was one of those occasions that just sort of happened.

Storm - Thank you. I'm glad you liked it (despite the fact that I'm only a B cup).

Tigger - Thanks!

Smart - Sure, that sounds like my kind of project. Great idea!

Everybody - Just to clarify... Randy's "stupid" comment was directed at Millard Fillmore. That's about as political as we get on this blog.

rivka said...

*g* That's toooooo cute. Fun, fun.

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