Thursday, February 02, 2006

Spank City


According to the groundhog, we're in for six more weeks of dreary weather. What better to snap us out of those mid-winter blahs than a beach song? Here, for your humming pleasure, is a surfing classic, redone MBS style.


Spank City (with apologies to Jan and Dean)


Two swats for every girl

I got a lengthy frat paddle
And we call it a woody
(Spank City, here we come)
You know it's just a bit scary
It's an oldie but a goody
(Spank City, here we come)
Well, it'll warm your back seat and make you glow
And it still gets used where the sun don't go

And we're goin' to Spank City, 'cause it's two for one
You know we're goin' to Spank City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Spank City, 'cause it's two for one
You know we're goin' to Spank City, gonna have some fun, now
Two swats for every girl

You see they never leave her pants up
So there's always somethin' showin'
(Spank City, here we come)
You know they're either out spankin'
Or they got a party growin'
(Spank City, here we come)
Well, with two swingin' paddles for every lass
And all you gotta do is just smack her ass

Ya, we're goin' to Spank City, 'cause it's two for one
You know we're goin' to Spank City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Spank City, 'cause it's two for one
Ya, we're goin' to Spank City, gonna have some fun, now
Two swats for every girl

And if my woody breaks down on me
Somewhere on her backside
(Spank City, here we come)
I'll take my belt in my hand
And with her butt it'll collide
(Spank City, here we come)
And when I get to Spank City I'll be swattin' her rear
And checkin' out the spankings in my rear view mirror

And we're goin' to Spank City, 'cause it's two for one
You know we're goin' to Spank City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Spank City, 'cause it's two for one
Ya, we're goin' to Spank City, gonna have some fun, now
Two swats for every girl
Two swats for every girl

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5 comments :

Marcus said...

You know, I bet that would be hard for you to sing if you got a swat with that frat paddle every time you said Spank City... (but it would be fun to see you try.)

Cute again.

Anonymous said...

Cute and very creative!!!

*hugs*
Tigger

Mike said...

Good one Bonnie. I give it a 9: it's got a good beat (pun intended) and it's great to spank to.

Mike

CeeCi said...

...and the hits just keep coming!! Another fab parody, I'll be humming this tune for the rest of the day.

Bonnie said...

Marcus - I'll bet you're right! I can sing through the sting, but it's unlikely to be any tune you'd recognize.

Tigger - Thanks!

Mike - I was hoping that some readers would remember that old song.

CeeCi - Like I say, there's just nothing like a beach song to scare away the winter blues. Thanks!

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