Every so often, it's instructive to examine the keywords people use to find this blog. In most cases, words appear like "spanking," "paddled," "discipline," or "bottom." Those just make sense.
Tonight, however, I found a somewhat different collection.
I have to wonder what some of these folks thought when they landed on this page.
Bonnie, those are a hoot. How about this one I found when I checked my keywords today..."jehovah witness women spankers". What do people have on their minds?
CeeCi - I have no idea! But this is one of the secret pleasures of operatring a blog.
Rivka - No problem. Between Blogger's troubles and the football game, a number of people missed the brunch. A couple of folks even e-mailed to apologize. That's certainly not necessary. We'll be back together again next week.
Mary - I missed that one too! I consider myself open minded about sex, but that's a bit unusual. Hmmm. I wonder if beams of light would come out my ears...
• Yes, it’s true… • My husband SPANKS me! 🔥 • Bare bottom spankings hurt a lot • But I know I deserve every stinging swat • He makes our spanko fantasies come true • Bad girl behavior provokes harsh discipline • I receive frequent attitude adjustments 🍑 • We 🤍 formal corporal punishment rituals • I fully consent and willingly participate • His thick hardwood paddle reads "BONNIE" • It hangs on our wall as a constant reminder • When I am naughty, he swings that paddle • I assume my position facedown over his lap • He lifts my hem to reveal my ample cheeks • He smiles when I'm still pink from last time • He whacks my butt until it is red and sore! • The impact of wood against skin shocks me • Spankings can be powerful and life altering • When he is done, I am humble and contrite • I display my blazing backside in the corner • I blush with embarrassment at both ends • Photos and videos document my discomfort • I’ll feel a big ouch 💥 when I sit tomorrow • Punishment spankings are my #1 turn-on • I love how we enjoy all of this fun together
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Bonnie, those are a hoot. How about this one I found when I checked my keywords today..."jehovah witness women spankers". What do people have on their minds?
ROFL!!! That's hilarious... Sorry I missed the brunch today - was busy with Super Bowl party stuff.
Coital penetration by flashlight? Did I miss this story? Sounds entertaining! *grin*
CeeCi - I have no idea! But this is one of the secret pleasures of operatring a blog.
Rivka - No problem. Between Blogger's troubles and the football game, a number of people missed the brunch. A couple of folks even e-mailed to apologize. That's certainly not necessary. We'll be back together again next week.
Mary - I missed that one too! I consider myself open minded about sex, but that's a bit unusual. Hmmm. I wonder if beams of light would come out my ears...
Too Funny... I was wondering about the flashlight thing too! Very interesting:)
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