Spanko Slang

I believe there are times when vanilla vocabulary doesn't adequately allow for the events of a triple chocolate fudge ripple rocky road tin roof banana split with whipped cream and a cherry on top lifestyle. To address this unfortunate deficit, I have donned my amateur Noah Webster beanie.

I propose that it should be easier to discuss the feelings and experiences all spankos know well. Here, for the first time anywhere, I present for your linguistic delight, ten new terms designed with spankos in mind.

Squitchee - The itchy/ouchie feeling a bottom gets about four hours after a serious spanking, especially when leather implements are involved Wrunch - A tight squeezing massage of the buttocks, typically used during lovemaking following a spanking Afterswat - A rogue spank delivered after the apparent completion of a spanking Flustration - The feeling one gets when desiring a much needed and long neglected spanking Adaptogear - Otherwise vanilla objects that can used as spanking implements Croization - A temporary numbness of the bottom that can result from repeated application of a heavy paddle Yorfa - An imaginary line at mid-thigh to which panties are customarily lowered in preparation for an OTK spanking Frelification - A feeling of reluctant doubt that sometimes arises immediately after volunteering for a spanking Convelsing - A fruitless attempt to talk one's way out of a planned spanking Virching - Vigorous, rhythmic, and usually futile rubbing of the bottom performed in hopes of reducing the acute discomfort of a recent spanking

Please feel free to employ use this new terminology in any situation where it fits. Who knows? One day, some of these words might even appear in a real dictionary.

Keywords: spanking humor