Those who have been reading MBS for a while might remember that I wrote some spanko limericks a while back.
In honor of St. Patty's Day, I've cooked up a couple of new ones.
There once was a pretty young bride Who wanted no kink left untried While tied to a chair She had to declare I do think my backside is fried There once was a good wife named Kitten With spankings this woman was smitten Her man caned her well She thought that was swell It's all good except for the sittin' |
Keywords: spanking, spanking limericks, spanking humor
9 comments :
Those brought a smile to my face at 7am this morning before going to work! Thanx
Bon!
More Huggggggs
Spanked x x x x
Great Bonnie,
I wish that I could do that, thanks.
Hugs, :-)
Paul.
oh my gosh those are soooooo cute... grins hmmm am thinkin what a fun St. Patty's day card those would make... nothin better then a subtle hint to get things started... wonder if I can find a green cane somewhere ;)
hun I wish I had 1/16th of the talent you have in your little finger.
Happy St Patrick's day!
LOL!!!
They're great, Bonnie!!!
*hugs*
Tigger
St.Patty's day,isn't that a Texas saint?
Bonnie's limericks were fun
But in order to prevent another pun
Randy took something dear
And applied it to her rear
And now her bottom is as hot as the sun.
Spanked - Happy to be of service!
Paul - Thank you.
Intricate - Thanks. Gotta love those subtle hints...
As for the talent, I beg to differ. I've seen your blog and it's absolutely beautiful.
Tigger - Thank you!
Padme - Thanks. It seemed the least I could do to salute the occasion.
Cassy - Only if he's drinking green Lone Star!
Marcus - It's official. Poetry is contagious.
ROFL wonderful poem to celebrate the day, Bonnie. :) Thank you.
The one about Kitten is my favourite. love the last line "It's all good except for the sittin'". Beautiful way to rhyme and tie it all together!
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