Monday, September 02, 2019

Keyword Chaos: Autumn Edition

These are search terms that people used to find this blog:
  • "head down bottom up" – There are many worse things than getting a spanking

  • "mommy gets a spanking" – Good thing she’s totally into it

  • "my bottom" paddle "thwack" – Oh, did you hear that?

  • "where i sit down" – That’s just where he spanked me

  • 70 year old husband putts his wife over his knee – A golf club spanking sounds pretty extreme

  • a husbands sudden desire to put his wife otk and spank her bottom – Sorry, Honey, it just came over me

  • adding embarrassment to spanking stories – Don’t proofread your grammatical errors

  • adult bare bottom belt spanking poll – 17% of the adult population finds a belt spanking relaxing

  • anal intercourse after hairbrush spankings – Just another Saturday night at home

  • authentic trditional spanking scrnarios – Lurker strapped for spelling errors

  • bare traps sandals roanna – Maybe if you hum the tune…?

  • BDSM belt spank caspasian punishment story – That’s hot

  • Bending over da arm of the Couch – Getting swats on da Butt

  • big wide bottom bonnie spanked again – That’s actually not part of my legal name

  • black and blue paddle marks on bare butt – I like to think of those as merit badges

  • bonanza fanfiction best of the west spanking – Why, Hoss, I had no idea...

  • bubble butt big bottom story – That’s all of my stories

  • caned wearing her knickers – Now can I have my panties back?

  • chairleader caned and paddled – The head chair was very uncomfortable

  • Change implements during spanking – Damn cheap drug store hairbrush

  • cheerleader getting paddled – Everyone wants to paddle the cheerleaders

  • chritian spanking booth – When a bake sale isn’t enough

  • Competitive spanking ass video – These women are legitimate athletes

  • consensual spanking loopy johnny – Is it too late to reconsider my consent?

  • Craves a really hard spanking – Yeah, I’ve been there

  • Curvy girls spanked stories – The book is shaped like an hourglass

  • diaper trap – Open with care

  • diy spanking machine – Looking for a test pilot?

  • Domestic discipline with bare bottom spanking and sodomy – Ah, marital bliss

  • F/F funny spanking – How come you always get to be the rude schoolgirl?

  • favorite spanking – My favorite is the next one

  • female foot devotion captions – Her bunion is so sexy

  • flowery panties spanking – I smell roses

  • hairbrush spanking bedtime plug – Good times in the bedroom

  • hot mom big ass bur is hear – Say what?

  • how to prepare to get a spanking – Take a shower and put on clean panties

  • husband can't believe his luck for a reason to spank his wife's bottom – She said yes

  • I have to admit I deserved that spanking – I was good all week

  • i let another man spank my wife – With her consent I hope

  • i spank my wife with a paddle – What a coincidence, so does my husband

  • in the corner after a spanking – We like to call that contemplation time

  • kiri Kelly spanking – I hope she is enjoying a wonderful kinky retirement

  • mark of the caned butt – Sounds like a secret spanko society

  • most embarrassing bare bottom spanking stories – There are some people who simply shouldn’t be writers

  • necessary spankings for an uncooperative wife – Or better yet, unnecessary spankings for a cooperative wife

  • needed headmaster secretary witness bare bottom caning – Apply in person at St. Swattins Institute

  • needing a dam good spanking videos – Be sure to get a shot of Lake Mead in the background

  • princess kelley spanking videos – We love our spanko royalty

  • proud of my welts – Aren’t they beautiful?

  • reason I spank my wife – Because she loves it

  • roleplay naughty schoolgirl spank – Where’s my pleated plaid skirt?

  • self spanking implements – Try a long handled bath brush

  • so proud of her new spanking paddle – And couldn’t wait to try it out

  • spank diagrams – What do you want, a blueprint?

  • spanking is fun – Yes, if done well (or well done)

  • spanking quiz – If I flunk, do I get a spanking? Or do I need to pass?

  • spanking rituals – Can we play marauding buccaneer and saucy wench tonight?

  • spanking therapy stories – It changed my life

  • spanky dance – The old “hop and rub”

  • thong pulled down for spanking – Up or down, bare is bare

  • Western spanking woman – She rode a blazing saddle

  • wet towel spanking – Towel snaps hurt more than most people realize

  • what position for spanking is most painful – Either than ankle grab or the diaper

  • what should a good spanked bottom look like – Raised red marks that are hot to the touch

  • Woman spanked while wearing skimpy bikini – Not enough material back there to cover those marks
Keep those queries coming!

6 comments :

Roz said...

LoL Bonnie, love your comments lol. Thank you for the giggle :)

Hugs
Roz

Hermione said...

So funny! Some of those people need to have their keyboards confiscated.

Bonnie, does Randy still help you with the clever interpretations?

Hugs,
Hermione

Bonnie said...

Roz - Thanks.

Hermione - Yes, he does. :)

Erica Scott said...

I love these so much. ♥

Bonnie said...

Erica -

Thanks. Some just scream for a response!

Windy said...

Thanks for the laughs, Bonnie! My favorite was the church bake sale...... !!! Hugs, Windy

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