Monday, December 04, 2017

Bonnie's Mailbag: Halfwit Edition

In my semi-retired blogger status, I receive email only occasionally. Most of the time, the messages are from friendly readers, both new and old, who found something they liked on the blog. I am always pleased to talk with these readers and answer their spanking questions if I can.

Once in a while, I get one of those kooky messages that our brilliant colleague, Erica, always handled so humorously. This one is so far out there, I just have to share it. I don't even have a clever response. Rather, I simply stand in awe of its bizarre inappropriateness.

I love woman getting colonscopy is the sexyest thing in the world. Do you enjoy this?

There it is, in all its perverted weirdness. Words fail.


Leigh Smith said...

I can understand your words fail comment, I have no other words either. Could it be she's a nurse or a doctor doing those procedures - even then it is too weird to contemplate.

Madeline said...

Words. Fail. This is not what I expected to read, but the strangest things just can't be made up!

Roz said...

Oh goodness Bonnie, yep, words fail me too.


Hermione said...

That's just plain creepy!


ronnie said...

That's weird.


Blondie said...

really strange

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, if you'll pardon the expression. You know, this one is so out there, I don't know what to say to it either! You know, they take video of the procedure. I guess I know what I'd give him for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Aaaand I was so flabbergasted I said "you know" twice. *rolling eyes*

Cat said...

I'm with Erica...holy crap! Talk about creepy...hope they don't work in one of the colonoscopy clinics. *shudder*

Hugs and blessings...Cat

Brittanyisgood said...

Hi! Need to get an ID, names Brittany W. Love Your blog! I'm a new 1st time sub @ 49 yrs old. It's the most honest, purest, and fulfilling relationship I have ever experienced!
In response to this comment, odd, most definitely. I might be inclined tho, to ask her if her plug has a blue tooth and camera.

Bonnie said...

Leigh - I hadn't considered that interpretation. Wow. I hope not.

Madeline - As I've said for years, I couldn't possibly, on my most creative day, dream up anything as intensively strange as what some readers write to me.

Roz - Days later, I still haven't an appropriate comeback.

Hermione - Yes, it certainly is. I had no idea this was even a thing.

Ronnie - I agree! Why, I wonder, does he have to tell me about it?

Blondie - This is far beyond the usual level of perv to which female bloggers are routinely exposed.

Erica - Really? I had no idea there was video. Maybe this clown can find what he seeks on YouTube.

Cat - I have to hope there are multiple people in the room and any improper behavior would get reported.

Brittany - Welcome! It's a pleasure to meet you. Best wishes with your new relationship.

Emerging Lurker said...

I haven't been able to get beyond ewww.

lindy thomas said...

What on earth eeewww!

Katie said...

Hi Bonnie,

That is just plain disgusting! My guess is that anyone who thinks like that, has never made it into the medical field. Lucky for us all! Many hugs and Happy Holidays!

<3 Katie

Anonymous said...

It’s unbelievable and totally unprofessional. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, something eventually crazier comes along. And to think the person might be making life and death decisions...

Dave said...

There are SO many extremely "bizarre" fetishes out there, so this doesn't really surprise me all that much!


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