Keyword Chaos: Mowing the Lawn Edition

Keyword Chaos is a feature where we examine some of the search words that readers use to find MBS.

• bdsm vacation destinations - I picture a genuine Eastern European dungeon
  
  
• best spanking implent - I read that Kim Kardashian has those
  
  
• bonnie luv lap dance - Yeah, but I do my lap dancing face down
  
  
• bought new underwear for spanking - I've done it more than once
  
  
• captain lightfoot over his knee - That's what happens when you wreck the boat
  
  
• controlling teen wife spanking - Who stole the batteries from the remote?
  
  
• daisy rock being spanked - Dwayne Johnson's sister perhaps?
  
  
• did husbands spank their wives? - Those bottoms didn't get pink all on their own
  
  
• first time Russian spanking - I think your cane smells like cabbage
  
  
• flaming bottom paddle - Hey, why else would it be sitting right next to the fireplace?
  
  
• food old fashioned bare bottom spanking - Ow, not rubarb!
  
  
• girl spanked in dieper position - I've changed a few like that one before
  
  
• good spank safewords - Avoid “ow,” “no,” “stop,” and “you bastard”
  
  
• granny panties spanked - You say that like it's a bad thing...
  
  
• I just got a bare bottom spanking am a 10yro girl ow - Except when you're the tooth fairy
  
  
• I like having my butt - As opposed to having a random stranger's butt, or perhaps no butt at all?
  
  
• I love my thick round rump plump thick bubble butt butted round - How do you get all that into one pair of pants?
  
  
• I take my bikini off - You have to wash it sometime
  
  
• I'm pretty happy with who I am - Hooray for pharmaceuticals
  
  
• Kailee spanking temperature - Warm, I'm sure
  
  
• marriage romance hairbrush - Though not necessarily in that order
  
  
• metalbound - How on Earth did this word bring someone to my blog?
  
  
• my husband loves my big butt - And he cannot lie
  
  
• my pc won't run eliss9 - Huh?
  
  
• naught nude wife spanking - Spanking naught is naught spanking
  
  
• ow to become a male spanking model - Yes, that's precisely how it works
  
  
• pine spanking paddles - Pine paddles break. Go for the hardwoods
  
  
• Pixie a real spanko - She's definitely one of us
  
  
• prefer to be spanked - Yeah, me too
  
  
• prepare for sexual spanking class - I can't wait to see the midterm
  
  
• puritan wife spanking - Her scarlet letter was a double O
  
  
• quotes for freshman spanking paddle - It's not hazing if you enjoy it
  
  
• random urge #1.254.854 - Sure, why not?
  
  
• remaining composed during a spanking - Good luck with that plan
  
  
• sex with a doll psychiatry - Quackery I say!
  
  
• she inserts the butt plug and continues to cane my sore bottom - I wonder if it affects her follow through?
  
  
• spank me - I don't think a search engine can do that
  
  
• spanking letters poker - Are we talking about the card game or the fireplace tool?
  
  
• spanking paddle sayings - “The hard way”
  
  
• spanking posicions - Those can be dangerous if disturbed
  
  
• spanking tutotorial - Tuto too?
  
  
• spankings hurt a lot - So how long have you worked as a detective?
  
  
• spankink 101 - I like that word!
  
  
• speeding machine law public spanking wheel curtain paddle crowd tickets - Yes, I'd pay to see that
  
  
• strapon spank husband - There must be an easier way
  
  
• teenage tongue depressor - This wood doesn't come from trees
  
  
• whipple implement for spanking - OK, OK, I won't squeeze the Charmin
  
  
• why do girls become spanking models? - Because it's something they want to try
  
  
• why do I want to be spanked? - If you have no idea, how can we possibly know?