tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post5408208042419278579..comments2024-03-23T11:22:28.132-07:00Comments on My Bottom Smarts: OK, Uh, Never Mind...Bonniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09061952016296339760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-8503773593897885522007-04-22T20:29:00.000-07:002007-04-22T20:29:00.000-07:00Anon - It sure is funny in retrospect. At that mo...<B>Anon</B> - It sure is funny in retrospect. At that moment, though, I felt embarrassed for reasons I couldn't even explain.<BR/><BR/><B>Luna</B> - I have to tell you. It was a revelation for me.<BR/><BR/><B>Tigger</B> - Oh, I'm laughing NOW!<BR/><BR/><B>Anon VII</B> - It's a lot like that! LOL<BR/><BR/><B>Angel</B> - Not only am I not alone, I chocolatize innocent objects, words, concepts, and situations all the time!<BR/><BR/><B>Swan</B> - As I wander through this life, I learn something new every day. Thanks for explaining.<BR/><BR/><B>Paul</B> - I don't know about the original Cornhole, but my imaginary version can definitely be played in bed!<BR/><BR/><B>CeeCi</B> - I'm sure my face was quite red. I was so trying to be on my very best socially acceptable behavior for work. <BR/><BR/>But I'm still amused.<BR/><BR/><B>JuJu</B> - I kept myself from blurting out something dumb, but I'm not sure I would say I kept my cool.<BR/><BR/>As for actually playing, can you imagine what would happen if I asked Randy whether he wanted to play Cornhole? Even if I could keep my mouth shut, he would simply have to comment. I can just hear it now. "How's your cornhole, Bon?" I know better.<BR/><BR/><B>PK</B> - The less my co-workers learn about our love life, the better I like it. I could be wrong, but my read is that they just wouldn't understand.<BR/><BR/><B>Meg</B> - Hi! It's a pleasure to meet you. Welcome to MBS.<BR/><BR/>As I say, I constantly chocolatize ordinary situations and objects. For example, when I recently overheard someone use the phrase "crop rotation," I immediately envisioned a drum major twirling a riding whip!<BR/><BR/><B>Emmy</B> - To be honest, I was a bit unnerved for quite a while. But I knew I had a good blog post!<BR/><BR/><B>Tom</B> - How about the best of both worlds - spanko Cornhole? A game like that could really catch on, especially in Cincinnati!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09061952016296339760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-81998292840949904052007-04-21T19:07:00.000-07:002007-04-21T19:07:00.000-07:00So, why not reciprocate. You could go visit them ...So, why not reciprocate. You could go visit them for a Saturday night session of cornhole. Then you could have them over for one of those neat poker and dice combo spanking games.<BR/><BR/>Could make for even more intriguing water cooler talk.<BR/><BR/>BTW, we are in Cincinnati and we've played spanking games with friends and have never resorted to "cornhole," although I know we are a minor and deviant minority.<BR/><BR/>Tom<BR/><BR/>Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.Raheretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12893769601990341545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-27302929558240085132007-04-21T17:32:00.000-07:002007-04-21T17:32:00.000-07:00I am still laughing, very very funny, Bonnie. I ne...I am still laughing, very very funny, Bonnie. I never heard of this game either, but being from New Jersey I am not living in corndom, so I guess it's understandable. We played "kick the can" and "half ball." I guess both could be funny too if thought of in a kinky context. Tell me, were you able to get your mind around work after that conversation?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-78333886334173470082007-04-21T17:10:00.000-07:002007-04-21T17:10:00.000-07:00Hello. I'm AnonVII's other half. I had a similar r...Hello. I'm AnonVII's other half. <BR/><BR/>I had a similar reaction the first time a very straight-laced (and doubtlessly vanilla) neighbour told me of her plans for a game of "Bunko" at a party that evening.<BR/><BR/>"You're going to play WHAT?" I replied in what surely was almost a scream, more of disbelief than of shock. You've three guesses as to what I thought she said, and the first two don't count!<BR/><BR/>Cheers,<BR/>MegAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-88100263673546549782007-04-21T16:49:00.000-07:002007-04-21T16:49:00.000-07:00Really wouldn't it have been fun to tell her how y...Really wouldn't it have been fun to tell her how you and Randy plan to spend your weekend while she tosses a bag of something through a hole in plywood. LOL! We spanko can dream can't we??<BR/><BR/>Hugs,<BR/>PKPKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02050453501744475319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-40439523060132981692007-04-21T14:27:00.000-07:002007-04-21T14:27:00.000-07:00*LOL* - Way to keep your cool under such "interest...*LOL* - Way to keep your cool under such "interesting" circumstances, be sure to let us know if you ever go over to play cornhole!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-62702070488659407812007-04-21T11:50:00.000-07:002007-04-21T11:50:00.000-07:00I would have been thinking the same thing! So, wh...I would have been thinking the same thing! So, when do we get your version of the game? I was thinking you could call it "Pornhole" then realized it's real name says just about the same thing!<BR/><BR/>Were you as red as your background? Lordy, I'm gonna chuckle over this one the rest of the day.<BR/><BR/>ciao bella~<BR/>CeeCiCeeCihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00379014051773420063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-17795707026878054742007-04-21T11:24:00.000-07:002007-04-21T11:24:00.000-07:00Bonnie, I wonder how long is a session, does it ge...Bonnie, I wonder how long is a session, does it get very exciting.<BR/>Can you play it in bed?<BR/>Warm hugs,<BR/>Paul.Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03790580459962602757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-57402960500942023882007-04-21T11:09:00.000-07:002007-04-21T11:09:00.000-07:00Yes... here in Cincinnati, everyone learns to play...Yes... here in Cincinnati, everyone learns to play "Cornhole" as soon as they can walk. It does take you by surprise the first time you hear it, but no one here seems to think a thing about it. If you react strangely to it, they just know that "you aren't from around here, are you?"<BR/><BR/>swanSuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03961893281142538409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-21903142494807980432007-04-21T08:57:00.000-07:002007-04-21T08:57:00.000-07:00Isn't it great how our minds work. We hear somethi...Isn't it great how our minds work. We hear something completely innocent, and we change it to fit our fantasies. I'm sure we've all had moments like that, so you're not alone, Bonnie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-61038523104314261642007-04-21T08:45:00.000-07:002007-04-21T08:45:00.000-07:00That's right up there with the supposedly true sto...That's right up there with the supposedly true story about the young boy who asked his father where he, the boy, came from. The father, after a moment's pause, decided it was time to tell him about the proverbial birds and bees. <BR/><BR/>Upon his completion of the spiel, his son then replied, "Oh, all right. I was just wondering. You see, Joe, this new boy in my class, came from California."<BR/><BR/>AnonVIIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-26105413784072568062007-04-21T06:57:00.000-07:002007-04-21T06:57:00.000-07:00LOL, Bonnie!!!*hugs*TiggerLOL, Bonnie!!!<BR/><BR/>*hugs*<BR/>TiggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-31465841993560332832007-04-21T06:25:00.000-07:002007-04-21T06:25:00.000-07:00Heh,The game has huge popularity here in Iowa, whe...Heh,<BR/><BR/>The game has huge popularity here in Iowa, where it's rumored to have begun. Wow, not sure I want to say that I'm from Iowa now. *sigh* Oh well. If it has to do with corn or named after corn, it's likely it is a Midwest invention.<BR/><BR/>:P<BR/>--luna<BR/>http://www.the-iron-gate.com/blog/lunaKMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17284016718882354558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17086386.post-80912182944997757882007-04-21T06:01:00.000-07:002007-04-21T06:01:00.000-07:00:-) Well that's about as funny as they come!:-) Well that's about as funny as they come!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com