Sunday, January 24, 2021

MBS Roadtrip 2021?

This fine establishment is only 160 miles away from us. When the snow melts, the temperatures rise, the days lengthen, and the pandemic recedes, Randy and I may have to visit. The photo opportunities alone make the trip worthwhile.

I picture custom chrome barstools designed to comfortably accommodate those of us with a broad base. Do you suppose I could get a free meal by offering to serve as mascot for the day? Then again, what if people there have huge bootyful curvy butts that put mine to shame? I'd feel like the little kid asking for Superman's autograph. I guess that's a risk I'm willing to take. I want to find out.

And then there's this...
I think we should talk about this first.



I wonder if there is an ice cream parlour called "Big Bottom Licks" :)


Roz said...

LoL Bonnie, I love it. Definitely a place to visit!


Anonymous said...

I hope you and Randy are able to make the trip. I would love to see the pictures. No one has butts that could put yours to shame!


Hermione said...

Oh my goodness! The mind boggles at what might be inside. I hope you and Randy get to explore this establishment someday soon. Thanks for sharing.


Bonnie said...

Prefectdt - The possibilities are almost endless - Big Bottom Jeans Emporium for those hard to fit sizes. Big Bottom Furniture selling comfortable seats for everyone. And finally, the Sir Mix-a-Lot Gentleman's Club.

Roz - I think we probably will. Randy loves the idea. He wants to take a picture of me in front of the sign in the classic JLo pose where I stand with my back to the camera and then look over my shoulder.

Liza - Thanks, but there plenty of women who have bottoms bigger than mine, and I'm fine with that. I am content to play the cards that Mother Nature dealt me.

Hermione - It appears to be a Western style bar and grill. I want to see their authentic Big Bottom decorations and bric-a-brac. If they have any shirts or mugs (or shorts!) for sale, I will have to buy them.

Minielle Labraun said...

I’m actually wondering about how they came up with the name! ;)

Bonnie said...

Minielle - As fun as it is to speculate about the anatomical features of early residents, I believe the true answer is geological. A big bottom in this case probably refers to a broad, rounded river valley.

Then again, there is nothing to prevent us from concocting our own intriguing folk legend. This is Bigfoot country. So why not Big Bottom?

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